Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Randomize
