The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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