I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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