can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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