Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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