I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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