ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
