My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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