If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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