I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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