2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
