Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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