I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
