Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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