Is it normal to miss your booty call?
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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