quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
honey bunches of taint.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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