I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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