I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
