Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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