Having a random hookup so left but love u
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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