Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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