I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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