He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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