god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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