so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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