Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
