I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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