HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Randomize
