I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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