I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
