It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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