Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
These tits shall not be calmed
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
