He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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