It's Friday. Sex?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
