I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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