So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
