David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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