she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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