Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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