I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
