Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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