So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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