I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
accomplished twins. life is a go
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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