For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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