That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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