we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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