he puts the penis in happiness.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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