I don't think brook has ever known best
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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