this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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