do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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