i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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