I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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