69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I was not drunk enough for that final.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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